"Our dogs would urinate on the TV antennas." p.9

"We were buried alive for 21 hours" p.12

"Thank god for a pile of shit" p.30

"She had firm breasts" p.43

"Five inches of snow were on the bed" p.88

"We heard the cracking of the timbers in the roof" p.170"

"I received at least 13 calls of people dead in cars" p.202

"We had a very pregnant camel" p.207

"If I had a gun" p.236

"The child was brought in alive" p.266

"There was an 18% jump in the birth rate." p.219

"We were buried alive for 21 hours." p.12

"My car was under 35 feet of snow." p.139

"It was 10 below zero in the living room." p.175

"The window exploded about 10:30 am." p.8

"It took 2 hours to cross the road." p.173

"...she was alone when she had her baby" p.125

"Our cat was frozen to the window" p.32