Beware of Snowflakes!
Holy, Moly, Mel and Moe
Toronto had a lot of snow.
And when the flakes began to fall
Our mighty Mel rushed out to call
The awesome might of those in green
Who fell asleep with pleasant dreams.
And in their loyal sleep they'd shout
"Eye ready Mel-- to shovel out!"
But was Mel right to call the Feds?
And have them here to use their beds?
I think it best before you say
T'was right or wrong in any way
To read my book, you'll hold your breath
It tells the truth, it's called White Death.
Updated: September 21, 2011